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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.

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Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
Because you should never drink and derive.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line.

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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

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What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. Don’t forget to bookmark these other “what’s the difference between” jokes that will crack you up.

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Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
It’s two gross.

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
“Curses! Foil again!”

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!

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What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.

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What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head. If you loved this, you’ll get a kick out of these dog puns.

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What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.

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What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A parrot.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.

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What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.

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